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An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.

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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
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Brillance Glory Moments One Liner
I’m wondering what to read next.
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When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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Children Fault Parents Spoil
The walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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Inspirational Perspiration Writing
I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.
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A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.
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Come Demand Fear Fiction Ideas Writer
If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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