Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
ROBIN WILLIAMSDon’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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