If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don’t keep her in the living room.
LYNDON B. JOHNSONIt is the genius of our Constitution that under its shelter of enduring institutions and rooted principles there is ample room for the rich fertility of American political invention.
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Our objective in South Vietnam has never been the annihilation of the enemy. It has been to bring about a recognition in Hanoi that its objective – taking over the South by force – could not be achieved.
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The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure.
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Light at the end of the tunnel? We don’t even have a tunnel; we don’t even know where the tunnel is.
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Our understanding of how to live with one another is still far behind our knowledge of how to destroy one another.
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To sustain an environment suitable for man, we must fight on a thousand battlegrounds. Despite all of our wealth and knowledge, we cannot create a redwood forest, a wild river, or a gleaming seashore.
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Lincoln was right about not fooling all the people all the time. But Republicans haven’t given up trying.
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Hug your friends tight, but your enemies tighter hug ‘em so tight they can’t wiggle.
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The noblest search is the search for excellence.
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Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.
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I’ll tell you what’s at the bottom of it. If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.
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Let us close the springs of racial poison. Let us pray for wise and understanding hearts. Let us lay aside irrelevant differences and make our nation whole.
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Doing what’s right isn’t the problem. It is knowing what’s right.
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It’s too bad, but the way American people are, now that they have all this capability, instead of taking advantage of it, they’ll probably just piss it all away.
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.
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When a person finds themselves predisposed to complaining about how little they are regarded by others, let them reflect how little they have contributed to the happiness of others.
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